War Doesn’t Kill People; People Kill People

In Current Events, Election Politics on August 16, 2010 at 17:36

Liberals are calling for an end to war in Afghanistan and Iraq, again. I know, I know, fellow right-wingers are going to hate me for saying that. You see, Obama seems to be for the war, and liberals are against it, so I just said that Obama is NOT a liberal. Let’s face it dear patriots, Obama is NOT the radical we on the right paint him out to be. But keep up on the name calling our President with “socialist”, “fascist”, “Nazi”, “Witchdoctor”, “Muslim” name calling favorites.

The Real Obama in many colors:

Oh, there’s more…

It’s still not okay in PC America to call him a nigger, but we’ll get there soon when President Palin is inaugurated. Just check out all the clever videos showing how Nazi and Communist Obama is, at the same time!

Or better yet, watch Hitler complain about the Obama comparisons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZAP6E2yzNs (They have taken away the embedding because they don’t like the free promotion of their movie)

“We have to take back America”, and you know whom for. For us “real” Americans. You know, us white folks. Come on America! We choose to insult Obama because we can’t debate issues on his level. But we’d like it if you understood that underneath this fear mongering is the fear of blacks and Latinos taking over.  And we’re concerned because them blacks and Latinos might treat us like we treated them slaves and farm laborers, and that would be unfair. Let’s hope they don’t call on them Native Injuns to join the cause. Those Natives might demand we go back to Europe or where ever we came from.

I better get that “Obama dressed as dangerous Redman” poster ready. I wonder if someone has an Obama as Jew picture ready? That’s a tough one. No, people won’t notice that we call Obama a Nazi and a Jew. And we are talking about the bad money grubbing banker Jews, not the good Jew that kills Palestinians for American empire.  No one knows their history anyway thanks to the brilliant cuts in education funding perpetrated by President Bush’s NCLB. “Money for tests, not the rest” is a great motto to live by.

Back to the war thingy. War doesn’t kill anyone; it’s the people that do the killing. Now stupid liberals will say, “then end wars if you want to end killing.” But that’s ignorant and unpatriotic. If everyone had a war, that would be a deterrent to future wars. So let’s help everyone obtain a war, and there would be less killing in the world. We are well on our way to success.

Action: won’t you write Congress and the White House to congratulate them on sending more troops to Afghanistan to die and kill and please invade more nations, for peace, for America.

President Obama
CO/ The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest
Washington, DC 20500-0004
or phone: (202) 456-1414

Or send note online:  http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact

Congressional switchboard 800-828-0498

Just ask for the office of your Senator or Representative
House of Representatives

Tex Shelters

  1. Now Tex….I did not see you mention the FACT that Obama is a Muslim and that his key strategy is to force us into Sharia law and that it is a takeover by the Middle East. We will all have to bow down to Muhammed or face death in the near future. *sigh* And the right calls us stupid libtards. 🙂

    • Barbara,

      I thought it was a given that everyone know Obama is a Muslim, and thought it was unnecessary. I must make sure all know this. Plus, I thought the pictures of Obama as the rest would due.

      Thanks for fighting for patriotism.

      Tex Shelters

      • My bad. I completely missed the Muslim thing with all the other name calling. Well, I wanted to make sure that I drew particular attention to that name calling since there are YouTube videos to prove it. 😀

  2. excellent satire.

  3. Don’t forget about TERROR BABIES! We should probably declare war on infants. Especially the brown ones. Fox News told me they hate our freedoms. 😉

    • Yes, the “anchor babies” are going bring down our nation, not the selling off of our government to the corporations or the wars, or the cuts to education or the racist laws, or the job losses to overseas, or…

      Thanks Moosehammer.

      Tex Shelters

  4. Trying to hide behind satire your true colors are showing thru, you are one racist POS.

    • Bob,

      I see this is a sensitive topic for you.

      But, those that know me and my style get the satire. I use the wording of the racist crowd in America, exaggerate the phrases, and take it to the ridiculous in order to mock and spoof the racists. I was mocking and using the right’s Obama images to show how outrageous and disrespectful they are. We can turn the other way and be all sunshine and flowers, or we can push it back in the racists faces. I choose the later, and sometimes I go too far for some people.

      Sorry if you faced racism and this isn’t funny. Or, if you are a fucked up right winger, go to hell.

      Your comment is unclear as to what side of the debate you are on because you used your 15 minutes to insult me instead of making a point.

      POS? The “Port of Spain” can’t be racist. The language you use says a lot about your inability to communicate and make a point without insults. It highlights your inability to make a cogent argument.

      I am sorry my satire wasn’t for you or went over your head.

      Saying I am racist doesn’t make it true. Can you provide evidence for my racism Bob, or do you just want to throw that word around without knowing anything about me. I have been insulted by people who could actually provide evidence. It works a lot better and actually provides for a discussion.

      So, tell me what my true colors are sir and what evidence you have.

      If you don’t think I was funny, just say it. The insults are counter productive and just close off the arguments. Again, if you are a right wing nutter, shove off.

      Tex Shelters

  5. Ha ha, made me laugh during a pissed off day Mossehammer. Sometimes all I can do is mock the socks off the right.


    Tex Shelters

  6. Pity the folks who most need to “get” this have no concept of satire.

    And, oh, yeah, wishing us all some of that other foreign concept: Paz.

    • Sometimes my satire is offensive to newcomers, or I skirt the edge, as I did for Bob above. However, I wasn’t sure if he was a right-winger pulling the reverse racism out, or he didn’t like my language because he considers race a “comedy killer”.

      I don’t think Bob understood I was mocking the racists, and thus pointing out how ridiculous and hurtful the racists are. Oh well.

      Thanks Little Sun.

      Tex Shelters

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