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Issues and Party Positions, the 2011 edition

In Current Events, Economics, Education, Election Politics on February 14, 2011 at 19:25

I know some of you will see this as unfair. This is a general view I and others have of the two parties in Congress and the White House. And yes, there are exceptions to this. These are the general party responses and positions to these issues.

Issues and Party Positions, the 2011 edition

Jobs

Republicans: Cut Taxes

 

Obama: Deregulation

 

Democrats: What?

Environment

Republicans: Cut taxes, more drilling

 

Obama: more drilling?

 

Democrats: electric cars

Afghan War

Republicans: Cut taxes, invade Iran

 

Obama: extend the deadline

 

Democrats: What war? Again with the war?

Budget “crisis”

Republicans: Cut taxes, cut social spending

 

Obama: cut social spending

 

Democrats: What?

Education

Republicans: get rid of the teachers’ unions, cut taxes

 

Obama: Race to the top, cause education is a race!

 

Democrats: make schools better

Economy

Republicans: Cut Taxes, fewer banking regulations, cause we know that works

 

Obama: Deregulation, get those darn companies to reinvest

 

Democrats: promote the internet and phone companies

Election reform

Republicans: more money without accountability to anyone, Cut Taxes

 

Obama: Hope and change

 

Democrats: cuddle up to Wall Street some more or they might not give us their money

Health Care

Republicans: Repeal Obamacare

 

Obama: this is ruining my presidency

 

Democrats: perhaps we could rethink single payer maybe someday, kinda, sorta, perhaps—what do you think?

Hope for the Future

Republicans: everything’s good

 

Obama: everything’s good

 

Democrats: everything’s good

Your issue here    

Peace,
Tex Shelters

 

 

 

 


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  1. I don’t think it’s unfair at all. It’s too accurate to be unfair. It’s (gasp) fair and balanced. I laughed when I kept reading how “cut taxes” was part of the “solution” to every Republican strategy. Then of course, we have Obama who is playing a solo table tennis game while Democrats don’t know what to think about it. Only in Washington.

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