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Jordan Peele’s “Us”-a good horror film

In Uncategorized on April 1, 2019 at 21:25

3 Us
Us
is decent, for a horror film. I break down the three acts:

Act 1: too slow, not enough foreshadowing or poorly done foreshadowing.
Act 2: Action, action, action. Elisabeth Moss shines!
Act 3: WTF! in a good way. 

The cast was good, but Winston Duke who played Jordan…I mean Gabe Wilson the father, was the weakest. He has the comedy down, but not the drama. His “other” was the least scary of the family, though he is the biggest of them by far. Lupita Nyong’o was excellent as was their son played by Evan Alex. The daughter’s scary other is fantastically creepy, but her regular self missed the mark at times. Only Nyong’o could carry both roles well. 

The precipitating events to the horror could have been better played. More motivation for the event would have help like a mysterious noise that only the girl heard, a flashing light, a rabbit that runs on to the beach that the girl follows, would have made the events scarier and not just an unmotivated fancy of the character. Perhaps a director’s cut could put that in. 

Props to Mr. Peele for not making up a convenient fake science reason for the events in the film. There was a weird monologue by Nyong’o’s other, but that was it. Not much of an explanation was required. The filming was good, but nothing stood out was fabulous. The choice of music was at time humorous, at times, just filler.

Rating: Matinee. In the end, it’s a horror film, not a social phenomenon like Get Out. Still, if you like the horror genre, or Nyong’o, see it. 

Peace,
Tex Shelters

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“Everybody Knows”, and some of us aren’t happy about it: a film review 

In Uncategorized on March 23, 2019 at 19:19

To the Tune of Everybody Knows by Leonard Cohen:

Everybody knows, the film is too long.
Everybody knows, what would happen next
Everybody knows that Spain is lovely,
and Everybody Knows the plot is dreck
Everybody knows about over acting, Penelope Cruz she does it best
as bad films go, Everybody Knows

Everybody knowsFrom https://www.slashfilm.com

Okay, that’s tired, but I made my point. ‘Everybody Knows’ is too long, and even the surprises are predictable. It’s a stylish mess. 

The big scene in the opening of the film is a wedding with guests arriving as a way of introducing us to the main characters. But unlike the wedding scene in the Godfather, it’s tedious and way too long. I never thought I would say this, but some Spaniards are boring. 

There is no foreshadowing in the film, no interesting characters, nothing ominous about it. It’s the most boring kidnapping film I have ever seen, and I hate kidnapping films. Okay, there are exceptions, like ‘The Crying Game.’ But in that film, the stakes were high and while you understood the IRA position and reason for the kidnapping, you empathized the kidnapped limey bastard soldier’s plight. And in ‘The Crying Game’, the acting is superb. 

Yes, the kidnapping in ‘Everybody Knows’ is supposed to be tragic and dramatic, but with the dialogue, plot elements, predictability, and Cruz’s overacting, the only tragedy is how poorly it plays. Yes, the kidnapped teenager is cute, likes to dance, and gets into trouble. How is that unlike lots of teenagers? A big problem is she didn’t get enough air time to care about her. And I didn’t.

You can read other critics who will say this film is full of tension. My need to urinate brought the most tension during the film. Actually, I would have enjoyed the reprieve of going to the bathroom. Alas, no urge to pee and no urge sit through this film came upon me. 

Did I say it was predictable? All the actors darken this film. I blame the writing and directing. It is a jumble of few ideas that don’t come to anything.


Rating: I want my money back.
I was about to leave The Loft, but I wanted to see how terrible the ending would be and give my review credibility. That’s 0 for Bardem’s last 2. Get with it and play another killer like in ‘Sky Fall’ and ‘No Country for Old Men.’ On bright spot: ‘Everybody Knows’ wasn’t sexist like ‘Mother’ or nearly as terrible. 

Peace,
Tex Shelters

Glass: Half Full

In Uncategorized on January 27, 2019 at 19:39

psykologen-ellie-staple-sarahImage from Daily Mail UK

M. Night Shyamalan completes his comeback with his latest film, Glass, a good film but not a masterpiece. The plot twists at the end makes sense, and it was surprising. The film has one ending, then a surprise reveal, than a twist. Not once did my mind say, “That’s bull$hit!” Anyone that knows my reviews understands that I like to take down overrated and pretentious films. While Glass stumbles at times with its narrative, it doesn’t try to do too much and there are some wise choices made by Shyamalan along the way when the film could have been derailed. 

The premise is interesting and a follow up to an idea introduced in Unbreakable: superheroes do exist and comic books are a true telling of their exploits. In our world, that’s farfetched, but in the world of Glass/Split/Unbreakable, it makes sense. One great choice was not to leave us with an obvious opening for a sequel. Sure, there is some unfinished business for Dr. Ellie Staple, played with sickly sweat danger by Sarah Paulson. Paulson out acted all the superheroes.  

Speaking of acting, the three male leads did their part, but none of them live up to their potential. The lesser of the three was Jame McAvoy. His dissociative identity disorder (DID) was overplayed in Glass. The change in alters made little sense most of the time and they should have kept it limited to a few so all identities. It became ridiculous after awhile. By the time I met a new alter, it would leave for another. Only four really mattered: Dennis, Kevin, Patricia, and the Beast, and the film would have been better if those four were the only ones on the screen while the others remain hidden. 

Bruce Willis as David Dunn had little to say and the part could have been played by anyone. Samuel Jackson was good for the time he had on the screen where Mr. Glass’s mind wasn’t disabled due to drugs. This film should give him the firm lead over Harrison Ford in all-time film grosses. However, the film wasn’t about the stars, it was about the situation, and in the end, that was okay. 

The filming was good, the edits fine, the music, un-noticed. The special effects were limited, mainly to The Beast, and that was an excellent choice. Glass didn’t play like a superhero film as much as it played like a supernatural thriller. And that works. 

Rating: Matinee. There were some problems with the logic in the film, and that keeps it from a higher rating. For spoilers and an explanation, read below 

Peace,
Tex Shelters 

P.S. M. Night Shyamalan needs to stop with the pointless cameos. This one was embarrassing. 

Warning, Spoilers!

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Glass Spoilers

If Kevin’s alters can be controlled with flashing lights, why didn’t he put the sheets or the pillow from the bed in his room over his eyes and rush the strobes? They needed to explain that in the film. 

Why didn’t Casey (from Split) urge Kevin (one the alters) to turn into the beast at the end of the film to fight the bullet wound and not die?

It served no purpose to have the three superheroes in the same room with Dr. Staple at the same time. Give me a reason, MNS!

Did Mr. Glass convince Dr. Staple, somehow, to bring in Dunn and Kevin? If so, show us how.

Why is Mr. Glass so obsessed with people knowing superhumans exist?